how do hipsters talk about shoes?
they…
did u just
some people on here really don’t understand how much of a genius they are
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
i am literally crying about how funny this gif is with this song omfg
i thought this was one of those things hipsters post or whatever but it’S A MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THING HOLY FUCK
it geTS FUNNIER AS THE SONG GOES OMG
What the fuck tumblr
this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
Ten rape prevention tips:
1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.
2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.
5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.
6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.
7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.
9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.
10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.
When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things like “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite,” or “We accept the love we think we deserve,” when there are gems like this.
